A short, fat girl. Beware if u met an Eva because she will steal your one and only crush. She is a perky person and she thinks shes all that. Some people adore her, most people hate her. She stole the man of my dreams. And what I mean by "steal your man" is she'll make him cheat on you. Some boys listen to her, most boys reject her.
Eva: Hey date me and i'll give u anything you want, just make your other girlfriend jealous.
Boy: Okay, I will, I never liked my other girlfriend anyway. Eva, ur hot
Boy: Okay, I will, I never liked my other girlfriend anyway. Eva, ur hot
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