the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.
Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
by hurdleston December 8, 2010
Get the drunk logicmug. The level of drunkenness where you actually play Halo better than you would sober.
A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.
A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.
by bananananafuckyeahhhh June 16, 2011
Get the halo drunkmug. A Stage of "Drunk" on the warmer side of the spectrum. To avoid death, the body will attempt to reject the toxins by convulsion.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.
by Afterhanshansch June 29, 2009
Get the Puky Drunkmug. The effects of marijuana that cause the room to spin, instead of your head from alcohol, or inner drunk.
by Osiris_0708 March 16, 2010
Get the outer drunkmug. A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.
Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.
Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.
Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.
Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.
by Harold the Brave June 3, 2014
Get the Rhodes Drunkmug. Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"
Tre: "That's fucked up"
Tre: "That's fucked up"
by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008
Get the Drunk Tuningmug. Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016
Get the Drunk Navigationmug.