drunken software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.

Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.

by dreaded1 January 24, 2008

Drunny

Adjective for dreary and runny.

The drunny scum from sewers leaked into the lake.

by Zackel J October 8, 2008

Drunken Time-Out

A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.

Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.

by G Dubya October 8, 2008

Drunkenfreude

Sober people watching others embarrass themselves, mangle their words and do things they will regret in the morning — if they even remember them in the morning.

Oh man, Peter really gave us a bag of Drunkenfreude yesterday. Do you think he will remember taking off his pants on stage?

by Siebener December 20, 2008

drunkenfraude

The smug feeling you get when you watch someone drunk decide to do something stupid (and self-detrimental) because they're drunk. (Hat tip: http://www.universalhub.com/node/24218)

I felt a bit of drunkenfraude when I watched her go up the down escalator when there were stairs just around the corner.

by msmink April 5, 2009

drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.

hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.

by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009

DrunkenDick

Someone who blacks out drunk and runs around being more assholeish than usual.

Frank The Tank
Everyone's favorite drunken monster
Man last night you had to much vodka and went all drunkendick. You scared all the girls.

by Zackefel July 19, 2012