Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)
Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014
Get the Stumble distancemug. To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.
Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"
expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.
If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"
expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.
If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
He is urban distancing him again.
"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"
"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"
by princess2020 May 25, 2020
Get the urban distancingmug. “olivia is my favourite girlfriend”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”
-“that’s distanceism”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”
-“that’s distanceism”
by audreysfavegf February 26, 2022
Get the distanceismmug. by FiercelyPetite April 1, 2020
Get the Distancermug.