Diddy ride

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts(Diddies)

Jane gave John a diddy ride.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Diddy Dave

A midget at work who thinks its clever to have a cup of coffee every half an hour. Originally he had one every hour but when a colleague commented on his high caffeine intake he instantly decided to double it, desperately clutching at the opportunity to be thought of as something other than the office short arse.

Tracey: Ooh look Dave's going for another coffee. He's addicted.

Diddy Dave's thoughts: Great! If I carry on like this for a few years they'll all think of me as the hilarious coffee guy instead of the short-arsed loser I really am.

by Supernatural England August 12, 2009

P'diddle

missing a front headlight or a white light

That pinto's got a p'diddle.

by dust bunny November 9, 2002

didlys

UK slang for ecstacy, pills, little fellas, MDMA...

"u got any didlys mate?"
"yeah, mitsubishis, a quid each"
"ahh, nice one, give me 10"

by dr brain November 1, 2005

diddlar

a person who enjoys diddling children, or is just generally creepy or stalkerish in nature.

My math teacher Mr. Scott is totally a 40 year old diddlar.

by Schoffler February 28, 2008

diddlin

enjoying each others company

you down for diddlin?

by smkokk February 23, 2011

Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.

Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..

by BANDG33K_2009 March 26, 2011