dicking yourself

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself

"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"

by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021

Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

by Fascinus December 8, 2022

Tag dicking

The term used to when a person denies to part-take in a activity unless another person does the same activity aswell.

Person A: " Dude I'll go to the party tonight, but only if Person B goes!". Person C: "Dude stop tag dicking and just go."

by Guy_with_the_hat June 20, 2009

Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.

When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.

by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009

elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?

I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014

Air Dicking

vi. Doing tasks partially (lower part) or completely naked due to the high temperature.

- What are you doing sweety?
- Not much honey, just reading the stream while air dicking, is hot in here.

by Jaimism February 9, 2015

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014