Drain Trap

When a nerdy ass white dude hasn't gotten any pussy in the 40 years of his existence but somehow finds some fugly Chinese lady to marry him. Called Drain Trap because she kept him from falling into eternal virginity.

Guy 1: I'm so happy for Bert. The guy hasn't even talked to a girl since freshman year of college but he and Sung-Ling just found each other.

Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.

by Mr.nj February 26, 2019

Derino

A person who loves his Ska music and doesn't care who knows

Derino: Fuck I love ska music.
Roi: Ownership is freedom.
Derino: I don't even care who knows.

by DarkJustice April 5, 2019

Derping

Coughing and scared.

Kevin, upon seeing the large quantity of lasers, began derping.

by Kat the Scalie December 3, 2020

Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021

derasinum

Some Indian kid who likes to eat penis

derasinum ate some cock, and likes penis

by 69god420_urmom September 28, 2021

Chubby Derringer

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.

1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....

by boosh chugger May 14, 2009

like-drain

While on Facebook, a "like" catches your eye and an hour later, you realize what you've been doing.

Yeah, I just got sucked into a "like-drain". I apologize for my news feed.

by Fracken McKracken February 20, 2011