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mmm my deer sexi pics

Standard phrase of an Indian, to tell girls that they like them.
girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"
by halalbe September 27, 2017
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Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Sauce

Home made in Northern Michigan, this is premium deer bait designed specifically to lure the largest and darkest male deer into a deer blind imitating the aroma of a fresh, hot, dripping deer pussy.
"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."

"How do you know that Jim Bob?"

"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013
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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
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petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
by tian647 August 28, 2013
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water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded
mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...
by =======. October 1, 2019
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deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
by doodle1127 November 28, 2019
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Deers

Alex is looking for deers
by Hankleton June 14, 2022
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