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Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop May 21, 2012
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Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.
Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.
by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011
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dookie ass

it means something that truly sucks, atrocious, awful, and sometimes just lame.
"hey did you read that new 50 shades book?" "no way man that shit's dookie ass!"
by mrsapiosexual :-) December 15, 2022
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Deshauwn Dookie

The black kid who got adopted after he was born and grew up the same day and got a pet fish then littered and got the death penalty then was sentenced to death and escaped and got a drivers license then married Daishiki and hand built a house. Arch-Nemesis Is Quandale Dingle.
Jo: You seen Deshauwn Dookie?"
Mike: Yessir
by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 9, 2022
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Spooky Dooky

A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.
“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
Damn bro, tf did you eat?”
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Dookie Dick

I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks
by Polk County florida May 24, 2022
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Dookie Blaster

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.
by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022
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