DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018

DJ BARTOLINO

Spanish slang for fingering. When a male plays with a vagina to the point it looks like he's on dj turntables.

Pelocho: I didn't fuck Sonia but I did make Dj Bartolino several times.

Audience: Cool story bro.

by Trovattore June 12, 2013

dj hopper

A girl who "hops" from one DJ in the club scene to the next. Usually this girl is known to be easy amongst said crowd and is an easy score. The DJ hopper thinks she is popular and well liked amongst the club scene but in reality is only known for one thing... being a quick lay for anyone with headphones.

Did you hear Crystal fucked Mark and Kyle last week?
Yeah bro, and every other DJ in Dallas. She's a DJ hopper!
Oh shit, I better go let her know my timeslot for tonight!

by regginbackwards April 27, 2012

DJ MOM

shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.

nooooooooo
grefjyref
grerrrrrrrrr
rararrarararara

guy one: honk

guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt

the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

dj desire

A female DJ who has a passion for music and Enterainment! She DJs a variety of styles from hiphop to dance and everything in between. People want her in their clubs. She is DJ Desire

DJ Desire killed it last night in the club! She really knows how to rock a crowd!

by LoveMusic321 November 20, 2016

dj danci

A man with great ears! he has a small penis though. But it doesn't matter because i love him

Whats wrong?
Nothing i just talked to dj danci

by Dj danci May 24, 2016

DJ Mathematics

A genius of the sick beats and the turntables that produce them.
Her beats are so fresh, she sells them at the Sunday market.
She emits strange growling sounds when angry, and is best known for her trademark 'fingers-in-the-air' victory dance.

Isa: Hey, whats that growling noise?

Dan: I think it's DJ Mathematics

Isa: It sounds like a raccoon

DJ Mathematics: rrrrooooo

by the truth00999 November 10, 2011