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David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
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David

David has great music taste.
by Strrurbf March 13, 2022
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David, he’s special.
by lennygirl808 March 15, 2022
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David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.
I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon
by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022
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Davide

Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend
by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022
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An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.
Wow that mans a real David!!
by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021
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david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david
Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.
by rileywynt March 5, 2021
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