Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.

Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".

by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010

Cross-texting

When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.

Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.

by barec2 January 25, 2009

cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt

-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing

by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010

Cross Fados Barbados

The act of getting both shit faced and high as balls at the same time. Although the phrase is not known to originate in Barbados, it is known to frequently occur there.

Guy 1: Let me rip that bong
Guy 2: You're already pretty faded, are you sure?
Guy 1: Cross Fados Barbados dawg!!!

by Jamslam2 November 24, 2021

Roleplaying Cross Over

Typically found in Roleplay gaming. The act of taking one character from one complete game, and translating it into a completely different game, with little to no basis for doing so. Usually looked down upon as the sign of an underaverage roleplayer(Or one who does not want too subscribe to any lore or rules that the game already has set) by the community he or she interacts with.
Also considered a type of Metagaming.

Note: Typcially with gaming, a roleplayer signifies that they are speaking player to player with ( or or {, instead of normal character too character conversation

A: (So.. your character is a viking.)
B: (Yup.)
A: (Your flying a space ship, and you arent human. You do realize that this is a scifi game and humans are thousands and thousands of years away from being vikings.)
B: (Still a viking. Brought my character over from x game name here)
A: (*sigh* Thats Roleplaying cross over, you know.)
B: (STFU)

by ModeratorNine December 10, 2008

Hot Cross Buns

Big ass titties. Fuckin huge ones

Megan doesn't have hot cross buns.!

by 420 + 69= life March 25, 2017

on the cross

behaving as though you're a martyr, the victim of an injustice, and doing it in a self-righteous way, as though you're the only one who has suffered
(the phrase is a sarcastic reference to Jesus being on the cross, the idea being "You think you're an innocent victim, like Jesus on the cross? Who do you think you are?")

situation: Person A has been trying to set up a conversation with Person B, to have a conversation about an important issue that affects a family member (Person C), but Person B has been attacking Person A for his faults, instead of focusing on understanding the family member's challenge - Person B is putting himself "on the cross" instead of helping to solve the problem
"Who do you think you are? Is this about my faults, or are we talking about helping Person C? You give me a call when you get off the cross, and we'll talk more then. Meanwhile, I'll get to work on my own."

by fj190 July 22, 2016