Curtis

Curtis is the most expensive human ever to buy. Hes sexy and awesome, and he'll be the best boyfriend ever. Not to mention, everyone loves him. Surely a sexy man! Plus the handsomeness!

Omg, I wish I was dating Curtis instead of that other bitch!

by a1a1sex November 24, 2021

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Ponyboy Curtis

The most wonderful amazing stunning thing known to man and i love him he’s my baby he's mine!!! I love him so much and he is the most lovable thing ever in existence he is too perfect. He is just the epitome of awesomeness.

My life is Meaningless without Ponyboy Curtis

by Slayful Human May 29, 2023

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The Curtis

Someone who is very flaky and picky with their food

Curtis has cancelled on us again. He keeps pulling the Curtis on us! Don’t be a Curtis and eat your five a day!

by Pedro pires March 25, 2023

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Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

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