beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !
Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself
by David Keenan May 30, 2007
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Sweef Curtains

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.
by CurvedMirror July 21, 2008
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meat curtains

Not only a term used for a vagina, but also a very useful business term. It is the most elegant way of describing this final process of wrapping-up a project or job. Using this term will most definitely get you that key to the corporate washroom...you go topdog!
We only have a few hours left people. Let's slap the meat curtains on this project already! I have a six-pack of Colt 45s and a $2 hooker waiting for me at home and my Viagra is starting to wear-off.
by TimTheEnchanter October 07, 2006
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beefy curtains

beefy curtains are the 'fanny flaps' of a fat woman. They are beefy, because they are large/fat...and they are curtains as they hang over the entrance.
"You've got too much cheese around your beefy curtains.
by Matt.L October 02, 2003
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beef curtains

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.
"My bay windows have beef curtains"
by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002
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meat curtains

if she can tuck em' in then yup its damn meat curtains, roast beef lips, pussy flaps
by paleorchid September 05, 2003
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