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corpse cuddling

A derogatory expression for the cynical act on the part of a politician of visiting the relatives of a recently deceased person in order to express his or her sympathy.

Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.

Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.

Also known as shroud waving.
In a blatant act of corpse cuddling, embattled Senator Aegis visited the widow and children of Thomas Brown who recently lost his life when the power company mistakenly cut the electricity powering his life support system.
by Trowzerkoff September 9, 2011
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metal cuddling

Two significant metalheads take form of a warm embrace whilst listen to technical death metal.
Jacob and Lauren were jammin like usual, but decided to try metal cuddling, so they played Necrophagist until they're everlasting slumbers elude them.
by Metal_Waffles January 19, 2014
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Cable and cuddle

When you ain't about that Netflix life! Cable isn't so bad, w/ HBO, and stars. Cinamax after dark can get pretty interesting!
DJ: Hey girl, what you doing tonight?

Jeannie: I have no plans.

DJ: cable and cuddle at my place?
by DJ Awesomeness! May 21, 2016
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Mouth Cuddle

A polite, comedic term for oral sex. Can be said in public and around children. Also great when asking a new fuck buddy if they perform blow jobs.
Jack: Hey baby, any chance of a mouth cuddle?

Jill: LOL! Of course babe!
by Joogerman February 14, 2012
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Smudge Cuddling

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
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Cuddle Curves

When a girl/guy has extra fat on the hips/thighs that makes cuddling comfy
That girl has cuddle curves, I love to hug her(:
by hellomyhoney December 24, 2009
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Subtle Cuddle

When in a large group of people you, under the cover of a blanket, put your hand on someone's leg, stomach, or other like places. Making sure that noone other than you and the recipient know what is going on under said blanket.
Last night I was at my girls place and we watched a movie with her parents. It was cool though we subtle cuddled the whole time....they had no idea.
by Superjosh22 February 26, 2009
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