cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021

Kayla.the cucumber

Kayla.the cucumber is a cool tiktok we which had 244 follower on the 14th of April 2021 and loves food 🥘

Kayla.the cucumber followed me

‘Oh cool

by I am a cucumber April 14, 2021

Cucumber

Rodrigo Prada Gutierrez is the king cucumber

He is a cucumber because he is friends with gonzalo del rio

by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle

"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"

by the rectum July 26, 2022

Cucumber

its long, hard, and has cum in the middle

Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"

by Amoger August 6, 2022

Cucumber

It tastes like electricity
According to Choi Jisu more commonly known as Lia from kpop girl group Itzy

Mom: have a cucumber!
You: mom that's a zucchini
Mom: cucumber? Zucchini? Eh the same
You: but cucumbers taste more like... Electricity

by Jrevpelayy June 13, 2022