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cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021
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Cucumber

A vegetable that is used to put in salads and sandwiches
by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017
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frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.
I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.
by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018
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Cucumbering

“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.
“Oh snap is that a cucumber

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
by UncleChungus June 7, 2019
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spartan cucumber

spartan cucumber is a marinated cucumber in an anus for 24 hours, 12 hours room temperature, then a little bit of salt then Num Num Num......
Dr suggested you a spartan cucumber
by Always Adventure November 2, 2025
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Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.
"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"
by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025
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lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023
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