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Crusty, Musty, n Dusty

Used to describe a person who showers twice a week , repeats the same garbage outfits, and doesn't brush their teeth at night. They also have warts on their bodies. Can be low-key sociopaths.
Jake Paul looks crusty, musty, n dusty.
Bryce Hall looks kinda crusty, musty, n dusty, but he could still get it 😼
by erika_xoxo November 3, 2020
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Ugly crusty musty dusty bitch

Something you say to a ugly person (me)
by XonionX August 25, 2021
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Crusty Dildo

A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust
- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o
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Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.
After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.
by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014
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crusty asshole

When someone ejaculates onto your asshole and is left and dried around your asshole.
Shut up you crusty asshole licker.
by MitchyyOG May 16, 2016
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crusty pussy

When a guy cums on a girl's pussy and waits till the cum dries up on her pussy all crusty.
Megan prefers to eat crusty pussy.
by Defnition202 June 9, 2016
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Crusty Sweet Potato

A phrase used to describe Ricegum
Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"
by CDog821 June 22, 2016
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