A Harry Cooper

A fat kid, whose always just a friend when it comes to the girls.

Wow, how dare the kid ask me for my number. He was a Harry Cooper.

by Bgodly January 19, 2008

Cooper

Cooper is super Gay and has a tinny penis

Your so gay cooper when you get a bonner its microscopic

by Sybex20708 April 18, 2019

Cooper

A complete and utter simp

Random asian girl: “you heard of that guy cooper? He paid for my dinner three nights in a row, and took me to the movies for free! Hes such a great friend.”
Any Chad: “what a simp”

by Not a simp December 28, 2019

Cooper

One hell of a boyfriend who loves when the other guys stick their dicks in his holes

Wow that dildo felt like Cooper

by Hello ninjas December 3, 2017

betty cooper

A very obvious closeted lesbian.

"Is sarah out yet? That's the third flannel she's worn this week."
"She's a betty cooper"
"Oh, ok. We'll just have to wait then"

by berniesandersisbetterthanyou April 6, 2017

Alice Cooper

To Blow your load in a girls eyes with mascara which will make it run, making her look like Alice Cooper

I gave my girlfriend the Alice Cooper last night. Damn that mascara ran. Rock On!

by SunnyDeez March 19, 2009

coopert

a person that provokes you to call the cops on account of raging fagityness and not in a good f3 way in a way that they actually think their faggyness is cool and not faggy; usually possessing a pale, hairy ass and/or saggy boobs; often lesbian; must have tendency to finger themselves into the dark of the night

(whoever wrote the other definition is a coopert)

Jaime, your coopertness is off the chains

Kessleclit, stop humping Jaime, you will produce coopert offspring

Jaime, you coopert, get your hands off your dick.

by Free Willy March 14, 2004