Cream Croissant

A penis

suck a cream croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018

Creamcake

When having a threesome and you nut inside the girl, then the second male nuts in her, followed by you nutting in her again.

Aye homie you want to creamcake a bitch?

by KCIWYTSAN September 6, 2019

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

Cream Cheese Roll

It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra

"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll

by Peachy Creep407 February 2, 2021

Cream Pony

A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.

Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !

by SophondaCox January 15, 2022

sun-cream eater

To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.

"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.

by the bearded clown July 26, 2010

Ice Cream Standard

Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food

Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard

by quickfire14 February 23, 2013