COVID-21

The result of COVID-9 + COVID-10.

Me: What's COVID-9 + COVID-10?
Jeff: COVID-21!

by toadwire May 2, 2020

covid shot

When you cum on a girls face and stick a mask to her.

Bitch told me she was already vaccinated, but I gave her a COVID shot anyways.

by TheBlewsBrothers May 25, 2021

Covid-🎃

When millions of people around the world have mixed feelings about celebrating Halloween during the pandemic, because they are more scared of the coronavirus than ghosts and spirits.

Due to Covid-🎃, adults decided not to dress up in frightening masks and costumes this year out of respect for those who died of Covid-19.

by Fasters October 28, 2020

Covid-🇦🇺

When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.

Thanks to “dose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-🇦🇺 infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.

by Covido October 4, 2021

due to covid

The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".

Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.

Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.

OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.

by Monkaypants December 6, 2020

Covid-19

Corona virus is a virus that makes people become Zombies and rush to the stores to buy toilet paper. the reason why people buy a lot of toilet paper is unknown some people even steal hand-sanitizer from the hospitals. When a diarrhea virus becomes a big thing people are gonna start buying nose spray like WTH.

i got covid-19 but im rushing to stores to buy toilet paper

by FranklyRabbit April 4, 2020

Covid Police

People who are out in public, shaming others for not staying home.

Social media post: PSA- This is not the time to start home projects. Goin thru Starbucks Drive thru and noticed the Home Depot parking lot full. STAY AT HOME! WE ALL HAVE TO STAY HOME OR THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!

Response: There goes the Covid Police, preaching to everyone how to act as he’s getting his Frappuccino.

by TigerDan April 2, 2020