Like Cousin

A person who is not really family, but "like" family.

Kimberly is my like cousin. She's not really my cousin, but she's like my cousin.

by Magnolia Bea May 21, 2021

tush cousin

Cousins cousin

My tush cousin is awesome!

by Sisinuss March 4, 2023

cousin lip

another word for cleft lip, or harelip.

john: remember sarah? with the lip thing going on?

theo: you mean sarah with the cousin lip ?

by ovosalesman March 5, 2023

cousin

Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.

At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.

by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013

Cousin Dan

1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.

2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.

Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!

So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.

by Dirty D Nasty March 16, 2008

cousin-boy

A playful way to refer to somone who you're somewhat close with. Most of the time it's used at the end of a sentence.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow $5?
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.

by qdmasta August 17, 2004