by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018
by urmomishashtaggay April 24, 2020
by elsavador chicken nuggets May 28, 2020
ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022
A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 08, 2019
Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.
At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.
by Downvoting Victim May 25, 2012
by McApplejuiceBox February 03, 2013