A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019
Get the vodka cousin mug.1: Don't date your cousins ex or no cousin code
2: Also don't talk about any of there exs they don't want to know
3: If someone talks about them behind their back tell them
4: Back them up even if it puts you in the wrong
Final 5: Help when needed if you can
2: Also don't talk about any of there exs they don't want to know
3: If someone talks about them behind their back tell them
4: Back them up even if it puts you in the wrong
Final 5: Help when needed if you can
Joe: Have you heard about cousin code
Bob: Yea
Joe: Well I slept with Sarah
Bob: Thats my ex
Joe: My bad dude...
Bob: Yea
Joe: Well I slept with Sarah
Bob: Thats my ex
Joe: My bad dude...
by Secret Codes for the fam June 16, 2022
Get the Cousin code mug.Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.
Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly
by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023
Get the Cousin willy mug.A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.
Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.
by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019
Get the Country Cousin mug.Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.
At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.
by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012
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Get the Eskimo Cousins mug.1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.
2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.
2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.
Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!
So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!
So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.
by Dirty D Nasty March 16, 2008
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