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sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.
I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )
by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017
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cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.
by Mislbays June 2, 2016
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cotton brothers

cocaine, heroin and morphine are the three cotton brothers. They are labelled this because the user will need some cotton to filter the drug before shooting.
If your slamming with the cotton brothers, life is only getting worse. A long road to addiction.
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Cotton Kitty

When the female sexual partner is high, her vagina feels dry during sex like their cotton mouth. When she describes this, she calls it her cotton kitty.
I got high last night, Dylan and I had sex and I had cotton kitty! Dylan enjoyed himself
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.
I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.
by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017
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Cotton Cannon

A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.
(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.
by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010
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Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum
you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton
by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019
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