new jersey corndog

a) (n.) a breaded hotdog pierced with a wooden rod, which is fried to crispy texture and often enjoyed with mustard and butt chugging.

Our governor, Chris Christie loves him a good New Jersey corndog on the beach.

by schmidtyballs August 9, 2017

4 hour corndog

A term for how a dude's dick looks when Viagra lasts for over 4 hours. Red and swollen.

Man, I popped 3 Viagra last night and I got the fuckin' 4 hour corndog.

by Pupilliam September 27, 2017

horndog for the corndog

given to the pubescent white girls that drink too much coffee and/or monsters that are horribly horny for Reid from criminal minds.

Reid is so cute! It was so adorable when he refused to shake hands with people!
Wow, you must be a horndog for the corndog.
What does that mean?
Oh, let's check urban dictionary. Wait, there's no definition. I'll add one.

by absoluteshoelace March 17, 2021

Spicy Chili Corndog

Feed your chick spicy, diarrhea inducing chili and when she rips a chunky butthole burning squirt, jam your dick in to feel the leftover heat and she wraps up that dick like corn dog batter

Dude, never use ghost peppers in chili for a Spicy Chili Corndog. Blistered my fuckin' flesh rocket!

by Squeaky Deadwood September 6, 2021

On the corndog

Living an unhealthy lifestyle, i.e eating like crap

Yup, he’s back on the corndog

by __caliban__ February 21, 2022

Peanut Butter Corndog

When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.

Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog

by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024

Hell's Corndog

A sadomasochistic sexual practice, in which a soldering iron is inserted into the male urethra and then turned on.

Nurse 1: "Did you see what 1014 did to his penis? It's all kinds of fucked up."
Nurse 2: "Yeah! He told me he dropped it soldering iron on his dick, but we all know he gave himself a Hell's Corndog."

by DocGadsden March 3, 2025