A Capricorn is usually a pathetic arrogant individual who thinks they own everything which is here in this universe. They like to shit all over people for their beliefs, while remaining hypocritical about their own. They like talking out of their ass, while shoving everything they DON'T know in to your face. They are stubborn, selfish, conceited and try to act tough when really there is nothing but shit being spewn from their mouth. If you know a Capricorn, please throw them in a lake of boiling lava, for they have nothing to bring in to the world. :
Bobby: Cynthia gave awful head... and boasted about it later...
Phillip: Welp, she's probably a Capricorn!
Everyone knows how awful Capricorn head is..
Bobby: Yeah Phil, I guess you're right. After we were done, she tried discussing politics and told me Hilary Duff was running for V.P.
:/
Phillip: Welp, she's probably a Capricorn!
Everyone knows how awful Capricorn head is..
Bobby: Yeah Phil, I guess you're right. After we were done, she tried discussing politics and told me Hilary Duff was running for V.P.
:/
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Get the capricious mug.People born under the sign of the 10th house of the zodiac, also represented as The Devil in tarot cards...and in real life. It is often written Capricorns are hard working, stoic, serious minded, determined, and succesful; what isn't mentioned is that they are the TOTAL OPPOSITE of those traits, because they are: the laziest, flakey, inferior, think-I'm-interesting-but-I'm just a lying-selfish-boring douche bag, unoriginal, unintelligent shithead saggy uterus sack. You have the emotional depth of a saucer of milk, and your creativity is that of an earthworm. Physically, you usually resemble a plain, warted-up potato; but people fuck you not because you're interesting, but because you are a moraless whore. Over all, the Capricorn is the opposite of what they say they are. By the way, you are ALSO not as progressive and "cool" as you think, it has often been said that Capricorn's are at least 10 years behind in fashion and trends, and 20 years behind in behavior.
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Classic Examples of a Capricorn: Voldemort, Dido Armstrong, David Bowie, Nicholas Cage, Liam Hemsworth
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