Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020

Copiel

One who is generally overweight, often learns fictional tounges or languages that only exist is fantasy-like books such as "Dungeons and Dragons". Hobbies: Reads, Plays Video Games while eating and sitting in underwear. Mainly speaks in a wizard-like voice, and thinks that he or she is very wise, but in reality, is very, very naive and inexperienced in the real ways of life. A very pathetic creature the 'Copiel' is.

Copiel: "Ah, It is I, Daniel, I have risen from the dense fog that has been set off by some enchating spell in which I cannot identify!'
Me: Shut the fuck up

by BukkakeNick January 30, 2006

Coping a whale

A phrase commonly use to mind-fuck people.

'Hey man you Coping a whale right now?"
"what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"yeah you be Coping a whale."
"what the fuck are you saying?"

by Louie Low Red March 8, 2013

covidaphobe

n. a person who buys a minivan full of toilet paper and baby wipes cause they heard on tv there’s a run on toilet paper and baby wipes.

covidaphobes lining up out the door and around the corner of sprawlmart and costco tryin to lay their hands on all the toilet paper.

by prism_was_here March 13, 2020

Covidarium

A field hospital temporarily set up to house Covid-19 patients.

Black Lung started coughing his guts up yesterday, so I dropped him off at the covidarium to infect some health care workers.

by Darwinist1989 March 26, 2020

COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020

Covid Arm

When over masterbating Due to the coronavirus causes a guy to have one buff, muscled up arm

Man look at his COVID ARM, he must’ve been jacking for days!

by AlienDavid-19 April 7, 2020