Possum Coochie

It’s the middle of winter. Your boyfriend is out of town. You haven’t shaved in 4 weeks. You just got off of your period. You’re about to take the first shower of the week. This is Possum Coochie. Describes smell, appearance, and attitude of one’s coochie

Ever since Brad has been gone my Possum Coochie has gotten so bad

I just started my period and I’m not ready for the Possum Coochie I’m about to have

by Possum Coochie Lord April 06, 2020

Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 27, 2021

COOCHI MAN

GOD

Guy 1 - "Did you here coochi man died!?"

Guy 2 - "Thats not possible"

by xXCumMaster42096Xx December 12, 2020

Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 03, 2023

stinky coochie

What Paula Deen said and got her cooking show canceled.
It means Vagina

This dish smells like a stinky coochie.

by A NAME THAT HASNT BEEN USED August 08, 2018

Coochie constitution

*Then female version of the bro code; no women shall act against thy fellow woman for no man.*

Narrator: *tyler*
Genesis: take my friend to your boys room
Alaina: He can’t do that its bro code
Tyler: Same rules as the Coochie Constitution
Tatum & Tiaja: Yeah, he gotchu there

by Relythtims1999 December 07, 2022

coochie man

gangstas paridise starts*

lmao he is coochie man

by lmao good boi November 02, 2020