playing confidence man

Playing Confidence man is when a guy willing dates or acts interested in a woman to raise her self esteem

Linda: "Wow I didn't know Rob was into Michelle"

John: "He's not, he's just playing confidence man"

by Mrpayday February 21, 2017

LA Confidential

The name the rapper "The Game" uses in Instagram

guy1: yo dude check this dope ass pic the game posted
guy2: whats his username u dumb fuck?
guy1: yo chill his username is losangelesconfidential / "LA Confidential"

by bloodymarysex enthusiast March 29, 2017

Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.

1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence

by Simon McG April 19, 2018

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018

Comma Confidence

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

by but for September 13, 2018

Saulitary confinement

What you'd likely find yourself in if you go hot-headedly throwing spears at your fellow leaders.

I never could understand why dat temperish javelin-chucking dude in da Bible wasn't thrown into Saulitary confinement for his treasonous murder-attempts... didn't they have a proper concept of justice back then????

by QuacksO February 12, 2020

Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.

"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"

by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020