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Colton

That one kid who offers ppl chicken. furry. gay.
"DO YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN????" -colton
"No... furry emo gay"
by Astric420 May 16, 2022
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Colton

The guy who's very caring and artistic, yet Intelligent and has a thick wall that is difficult to get past - once you do however, he treats you like you're important and he sees through all the superficial bullshit to the inner you and celebrates that 'you'.

Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.

You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.

He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.

The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.

I miss him.
"I'm such a moron, I screwed up and now Colton has moved on without me.

Or

" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
by IshouldhaveSHUTUP May 22, 2022
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A sweet spirit. Super genuine man. He makes you feel like Heaven on Earth. His smile is contagious. Every time he hugs you, you never want to let go. He is motivated, driven, goal-oriented. A God-fearing man. He is ultra LOYAL. Doesn’t play about his family. He has a pretty smile, nice dimples, and sexy lips. If you get to ever meet him you’re truly blessed. Truly unforgettable!
I need a Colton in my life!”
by AND6 May 29, 2022
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Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."
by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022
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his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012
Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole
by Arthur Morgan TB December 13, 2021
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Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"
You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton
by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022
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A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.
God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton
by Just a hopeless romantic January 30, 2022
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