Collect your man

When someone is acting badly (racist/sexist/generally shitty) and people from the group that they belong to are called upon to keep them in check.

Jordan Peterson's transphobia needs some reigning in, U of T come collect your man!

by Zeke from the Creek April 20, 2018

Coolest person ever

Xia

Xia is cool she’s super nice too.She’s the coolest person ever.

by Papasmurflovesyou June 8, 2019

art collector

A man who makes a habit of cultivating attractive women as "friends."

He said he's interested in me, but seeing all the female friends he has on myspace makes me think he's an art collector.

by Luminosa September 12, 2006

nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

Wristband Collector

A sad and rather pathetic person who goes to as many music festivals and concerts as their parents can afford. Not for enjoyment, or love of the music but so that they can show off their tatty collection of wristbands along with their tan at the end of the summer.

Penelope: "The red one's from Reading and the green one's from Glastonbury. The purple one's from this darling little place in Italy that I went to whilst Daddy was on a business trip there"
John: "Which band did you like best then?"
Penelope: "Band? Huh?"
John: "Gah - you are such a Wristband Collector"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

Andrew Collet

Famous Nazi-German Officer during World War 2 who operated a French death camp and ordered the killing of over 500,000 Jewish peoples. Also famous for his strange death due to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Many Jews still dispise the Nazi officer Andrew Collet to this day.

by andrew collet April 14, 2008

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011