It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
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by kusuof/k June 17, 2021
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It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.
by Zairusu July 3, 2021
Get the Coconut Sundae mug.A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree. often misidentified as a mammal due to it having milk and being hairy, but the main difference is that the coconut doesn't have nipples.
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
by Elit3phoenix July 3, 2021
Get the Coconut mug.1. Fruit produced from a tropical palm tree.
2. A slang word referring to breasts.
3. A puzzlingly atrocious song by Kim Petras. Although Petras performed the song live on MTV EMA 2021, it is unavailable on streaming platforms, supposedly set to release sometime in 2022. The song is a blatant and tasteless ode to artist’s breasts—her “Coconuts.” Despite the song’s comically poor lyrics, sound, and concept, Petras successfully garnered attention for it via TikTok. Partially available as a sound on the app, virtually every single creator who uses it in a video will be graced by a comment from Petras herself. The verdict is still out on whether this is a genuine effort on the artist’s part, or some type of sociological study weighing the public’s preference for good music against a desire for clout.
2. A slang word referring to breasts.
3. A puzzlingly atrocious song by Kim Petras. Although Petras performed the song live on MTV EMA 2021, it is unavailable on streaming platforms, supposedly set to release sometime in 2022. The song is a blatant and tasteless ode to artist’s breasts—her “Coconuts.” Despite the song’s comically poor lyrics, sound, and concept, Petras successfully garnered attention for it via TikTok. Partially available as a sound on the app, virtually every single creator who uses it in a video will be graced by a comment from Petras herself. The verdict is still out on whether this is a genuine effort on the artist’s part, or some type of sociological study weighing the public’s preference for good music against a desire for clout.
by Invidiosa November 28, 2021
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by TheNarrator January 30, 2022
Get the Coconut-Babe mug.the coconut nut is a big big nut. It's a delicious nut. It's NOT a nut. It's the coco fruit, of the coco tree. From the coconut family
"Is a coconut a nut?"
by Minnnnn February 22, 2022
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