Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017

As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.

by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017

off cob

When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.

"That was fucking off cob dude"

by Westy Jesus March 24, 2017

COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.

Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.

by Beers Lite May 17, 2020

Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.

Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Cob

Short for Coby. A perfectly balanced twink/femboy that your dreams are made of. Very artistic, shy, musical, and loves imagine dragons more than life itself.

How’s Cob?

Great! I wish he would slap me like he does his bass...

by halseyisbaegoals May 28, 2020