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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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Freudian cluster

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.
Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders
by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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clusters

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo
by EGB1 June 20, 2022
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Oakleaf Cluster

Oakleaf Cluster refers to a mans ball sack or nuts.

Genitalia
I love it when she holds my Oakleaf cluster when I toss a wad.
by TrialbyTested February 26, 2011
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Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023
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