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clap with no hands

The act of slapping your ass cheeks together and making a clapping noise
by Fart face 101 December 3, 2016
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clam clap

When a female spreads her legs and thrust her torso back and forth making her vagina lips hit one and other, thus making a clapping sound.
I was going to ask my mom for some ice cream money but when i walked in her room she was hunched over clam clapping!
by Nintendo 69 March 26, 2009
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clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.
Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.
by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019
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Tard Clap

A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".
Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."

Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"
by DipstickMcQueergly April 9, 2012
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Bro Clap

an epic exchange of palm to palm camaraderie. glorified high five.
Bob and Jim did the sweetest sounding bro clap i have ever heard last night.
by Joshua Allynn May 6, 2010
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Hetero clap

The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'
Brody hetero clapped Doug on the back after hugging him.
by Squid4pres February 5, 2017
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Pussy clapping

When them stanky ass hoes be clapping them pussy lips so hard juices be flying out
by Jimmy lee420 March 15, 2019
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