Chump

Ezra, the friend who is always on Madden.

Ezra get the fuck off Madden and play Jackbox with us, you Chump.

by shacostco December 29, 2022

Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.

Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.

by Chump Nation August 11, 2023

chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.

I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.

by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013

Chump

A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.

You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.

by baylorchamp January 17, 2009

Chump

A chimpanzee plus a champ plus a school kid and a sample of a chubby headteacher. A chump is just a stupid uneducated school child like person. A chimp(Human) with no brain.

Person 1: spills food on the floor
Person 2: You are a chump
Person 1: *sniffs in sadness*

by Ginger_thing1010 April 2, 2020

Tipperary Chump

A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.

Enda is a Tipperary Chump

by Better than Enda February 28, 2013

Chump change

Money that is such a small amount that the person who has it wouldn't care if they lost it.

I buy $20 stratch off tickets all the time, because its just chump change to me.

by Stlduchess March 28, 2019