Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is the most amazing person you could ever know or have in your life. She is my band and choir teacher (middle school) and I love her a lot. She is beautiful, sweet, kind, funny, weird, understanding, accepting, and so much more!! She means everything to me, and that’s the whole reason I’m writing this - so that one day, hopefully, she will be curious about what comes up for her name in The Urban Dictionary, and will see this. I don’t know where I’d be in life without her. I don’t know who I’d be. She’s changed me and my life in so many ways, and I could never thank her enough. So, Mrs. Boorman, if you ever read this, know that I love you, and that you are everything to me. Know how great you are.

I love you, and as of when I’m writing this, I miss you. Hug hug
-Love, your barnacle
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