you better check yo self

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

by miaobaid August 25, 2014

smog-check

The act of aggressively licking a woman's ass.

When the tech is giving women "smog-checks", he's not working on their cars - he's licking their asses.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 20, 2011

Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

check mode

when someone does something you tell them to do

A friend tells another friend to shut up, after he does he is put in check mode.

"I just put you in check mode!"

by Crazy4Grey June 24, 2006

check six

a pilots term meaning look behind you
can also mean to check the ass on a chick or check out a chick out behind you

check six and check the six on that chick

by check six January 29, 2006

UD checker

A sad member of UD, were he/she checks their definitions continuously to see if people agree with them. If people do not agre then they will repeatedly refresh their page and thumbs up it every time.

UD checker: Hey man all of my definitions are so good that every1 on here has voted for them.

Normal UDer: and i care because?

by K3O March 9, 2007

Lavde ka fact checker

It is a term used by right wing for a alt news journalist Mohammed Zubair for his biased fact checking. Lavde means dick and you know what fact checker means. His tweets are hinduphobic and are used as an excuse to justify islamic propaganda.

Person 1: Hey, look lavde ka fact checker got arrested lol
Person 2: yeah he deserved it!

by Formaldehyde July 20, 2022