champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023

champagne woman

1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)

charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga

by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024

champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.

I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.

by TheBounder November 24, 2024

Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit

Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.

by _L_C_ June 3, 2025

Champagne champ

Is a sexual act when a man is having sex with another person (or persons) in any sex position and the person who was receiving the penis pull it out during orgasm quickly put it into their mouth to swallow the semen.

Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper

Last night Althea was the champagne champ.

I'm looking for a champagne champ.

I'm a champagne champion (champagne championship}

by MrCraigos July 12, 2025

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025