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Christian

The Word Christian is Only used for Goat. If your not the goat than never say "Christian" from your come up mouth.

Another way you can say "Christian" is Cheeser because "Christian" is super Cheeser.
1v1 me Ima make you my Bisshh cuz Ima "Christian"
by SoCheesy March 14, 2017
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is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
by yxngchris November 23, 2021
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A guy that makes people eat hair
Revenage Maddie just got revenge on Christian
by Marauder101 June 8, 2018
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Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).
Damn Stop shitting like Christian
by GothicSpace March 16, 2022
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He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
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The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
Girl 1- OMG ITS CHRISTIAN
Girl 2- BACK OFF HES MINE
by Divineeee July 1, 2019
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A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.
Christian
by trulycurious June 28, 2022
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