cartmark

The ship between Eric Cartman x Mark Cotswolds. It's a ship. That's it. Do I like it? No.

Tf is Cartmark

by Kyman slander October 2, 2022

cartman

a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite

cartman is a mf but is the best character tbh

by calicó October 15, 2022

Cartmancore

Cartmancore is like Nightcore, but the singer HAS TO sound EXACTLY like Eric Cartman, from South Park. So, when you speed a song up, and it sounds like Cartman, post it somewhere.. I guess..

I love Cartmancore!

..The fuck is wrong with you..? How can you only love it, and not adore it!?

by FNFortune October 16, 2023

Cartmanist

A fat fuck who is really mean to everyone, especially Jews.

1. Shut up, you fucking nonce.
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Cartmanland

A thing/place usually gatekeeped by one person with the intention of letting nobody else experience it.

Did you hear that N64 beta was found? The guy that found it is pulling a Cartmanland.

by rouge-q February 9, 2024

Cartmanland

The act of flaunting or showing something incredibly valued or sought-after (often video game prototypes) but not releasing them to the public. The name is in reference to the South Park episode "Cartmanland" where Eric Cartman has his own fantastic amusement park in South Park, but nobody can come except him.

"Look, everyone! I own the 1997 Spaceworld Prototype of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! How cool is that?"
"Wow! That's incredible! This is quite the video game holy grail! I can't wait to play that after it's been dumped!"
"Oh no, I can't do that. It'd ruin the value of it! Gotta keep it one-of-a-kind, you know?"
"Dude, what? Don't be a Cartmanland! If you don't preserve it, the cartridge will rot and then nobody will have it!"

by The Greenknight9000 February 10, 2024

Cartmanlanding

Term used for when someone gatekeeps their own creation, and refuses to release to the public, only showing footage and not the actual creation itself.

Person 1: C'mon man, why don't you wanna release the map? It looks cool!
Person 2: Nahh, i don't really feel like it.
Person 1: I swear to god, stop cartmanlanding!

by suey_suez June 1, 2025