captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare

Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."

by Choji98 February 8, 2010

Go Captain Kirk

Go Captain Kirk: To show up in someone's house unexpectedly, possibly in their bedroom in the middle of the night.

The Captain Kirk can be used to maximum effect by continuing an IM chat that gives no clue to the intended victim of impending arrival from a great distance.

Skype Chatter: I wish i could go Captain Kirk on you and show up in your living room right now.

by DZDZDZD February 28, 2010

Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

The Good Captain

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.

Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"

by anonymousasdfghjkl November 4, 2011

Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta March 3, 2016