Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water

by Ruly January 11, 2019

Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone

Calvin is a fatass

by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019

calvin

probably one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. calvin is super hot too. you will never find a boy that could beat calvin in anything including looks, personality, and athletics. if you find yourself a Calvin, you got a good one.

hey, who is that?
oh that’s calvin!!

by anonnnn..1 November 25, 2021

Calvin

Nerd

"calvin is a nerdneck."

by NerdNeck_2001 September 24, 2020

Calvin

A Calvin Is A Young Black Man With A BBC and the best E SEX EVER. He also likes the word Bandit.

Calvin has the best e-sex. Calvin pulls all the e-bitches.

by urbancalvin June 27, 2022

Calvin Dietz

The inventor of sitting

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022