calvin

the biggest christian BOT in the world

YOUR SUCH A CALVIN

by BREDIAZ23 March 16, 2020

Calvin

Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.

Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?

nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.

by Hoax,.mc January 28, 2022

Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice

Calvin barbassa please marry me

by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023

Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).

What the hell are doin over there Calvin.

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

Calvin

Calvin is a toxic , smart ,handsome he is very lovable & when you meet a calvin you will get very attached. Calvin is a very funny too . Calvin also has a long dick and he is a lady man so better hide your girl

omg , you mess with a calvin

calvin…has a big dick

by saintsfan9 November 22, 2021

Calvin

baked

"Omg look at Calvin, he's always so baked and loves saying baked as well in AGDS."

by bakedcalvin August 10, 2021

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021