Calfoodle

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.

I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.

by ivniverpoopdmeselfinmornin July 18, 2015

Calcoke

A kush lord that spends their time getting jacked at the gym and whale hunting at college parties. Supplements protein with spirit cooking.

Oh no there is a calcoke at the party!

by PhatNick November 28, 2016

callowness

Lacking adult maturity or experience; immature.

a callowness young man

by Maxiiee77 December 31, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

callory

Peter Mallory is the biggest memelord. Mr Callory enjoys to be touched violently in his store cupboard.

The way to become one of these magical creatures is to use these words:
Taboo
Shup

* callory burps loudly* RAGOO *everyone laughs* SHUP

by Mr Callory April 19, 2018

caldrone

Could be a last name and could potentially lead back to Britain, Ireland, and Italy and is an old city name in Europe

I’m going to Caldrone

My last name is caldrone

by Caldrone May 10, 2018