Cockus Blockus

Another “funnier” term for impotence or erectile dysfunction

“My boyfriend didn’t have sex with me last night, he said he had cockus blockus”

by ultimatetroll69 August 8, 2019

Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

cactus ass bitch

When you pnly shave your butthole once a week and complain about it non-stop.

Stop being a cactus ass bitch and take care of yourself for once, Karen!

by everyrhingistaken January 2, 2020

Cockusion

You get cockusion when giving too much head (giving head means giving a blowjob) and too hard

Kyle: Chad ain’t you getting cockusion you been suckin my dick for so long now

Chad: nah dude my head game toooo strong

Kyle: whatever you say bro
Chad: *faints in cockusion*
Kyle: I knew He should’ve taken it easy

by Gayyeeyeemaster July 4, 2020

Cactus

A person of Hispanic or South American heritage who looks to be as such, but can’t speak Spanish.

That ese is a cactus; he looks Mexican, but if you talk to him in Spanish, he won’t say shit!

by CactusEse September 27, 2020

Cactus flaps

Long, thin, flat feet

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.

by Flappyflap October 3, 2020

cactusscharli

a charli fanpage!with 22k+ followers.they use video star paid and edit and post daily!

hey!cactusscharli is so nice!and talented!!

by okyeah November 27, 2020