chumming

Puking your guts out overboard. NOTE: Should be done on the lee side, not the weather side.

Moron: "Whoa! It sucks to chum on the weather side! Now I'm covered in my own puke!"
Non-Moron: "No shit!"

by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005

Cumingle

The combination of cuddling and mingling. It's basically cuddling together and having normal, ice-breaking conversation simultaneously.

Mike: Those two totally love to cumingle, but It's really awkward sometimes.

by Joseph McHiggly January 14, 2011

cummings

Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.

"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."

by cjeam July 3, 2020

Bumpass Cummings

Just a normal person. His parents aren't, though, and are burning in Hell.

"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.

by Snowland February 25, 2021

To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.

Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.

by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020

Chumming & Slumming

Going to Dutch Harbor on the Alaska Ferry. See kodiak. See also chumming.

Kodiak Person #1: "Wanna go to Dutch on the ferry?"
Sane Kodiak Person: "No, I don't like chumming & slumming."

by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005

Cumping

The act of pooping out cum post anal sex.

The act of cumping is not restricted to gender or species.

Alice had anal sex with her partner and spent a better part of the afternoon cumping.

“Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”

by Zeroace123 November 1, 2021