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Criggling

The action of sticking a tube of baby oil inside of the penis
I saw him, got excited, and I decided I would be criggling tonight
by Chigglebutt jones September 19, 2025
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Rippling

When you rub your boner against your hard nipples while snorting cocaine off a woman's tits.
I walked into the basement and caught my roommate rippling with my sister, so I walked next door and rippled his mom.
by The Testacleis October 22, 2025
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Crippin-tons

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.
by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025
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cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her
1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling
by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009
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de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.

De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.

Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.

Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
by gawthic1 June 6, 2010
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ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.
Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!
by thejavakat October 30, 2014
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Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Man, I hate Hot Crapping.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016
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