crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

chris crocker

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.

Chris Crocker: Bitch please!

by becca182xxx October 28, 2007

crock

is short for crocodile

Steve: "That crock nearly bit me!"

by Erki Ruulib October 1, 2007

Crock pot

The act of putting a man’s balls inside of the vagina and just letting them soak for a bit.

Person 1: “Hey man, what’s your favorite position when having sex?”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”

by kpat890 June 13, 2019

Crock Pot

1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.

Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!

by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011

crocaine

A commonly used term in the South Australian gaming community which is used to refer to a socially incoherent virgin/freak/paedofile, who does not leave the basement of the family home, living and manifesting in their own semenal produce, with the inent of having anybody who comes onto a server and uses profane language banned.

"man, I got banned from node servers for calling that crocaine a faggot"

by Big Homey July 16, 2008

chrocaine

The art of mixing chronic, crack, and cocaine and smoking it to get an ultimate high that great budda heads use to achieve ions ago

One day i tried Chrocaine and get higher than i usually do. It must have been the crack

by mayonaise 3000 August 19, 2007