Zoo Cougar

A woman in her late-thirties/early forties who finds herself single after several years of marriage (ususally not of her own choosing) who has no idea that men find her attractive, esp. younger men or 'cougar bait.' Her years in 'captivity' have stripped her of her ability to flirt and land men, even when they 'lay at her feet, like a deer baring it's neck'

"OMG, I can't get that chick's attention"

"She's a Zoo Cougar"

"Oh"

by notacougar70 April 22, 2010

Swanky cougar

A cougar or a majestic feline that is swanky. They could be ugly AF but they might be very swank. ✌🏻

Brooke: He’s sure swanky!!
Courtney: Yeah and as graceful as a cat....
Brooke: We should call him a swanky cougar

Courtney: For short.... swanky coug.

by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan November 16, 2019

digital cougar

An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites.

I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Facebook.

by [e-mail] September 25, 2008

Cougar Pocket

The slang given to a cougar's (older female) genitalia.

Cougar to a young male at the bar: "You play your cards right I might let you feel my cougar pocket."

by msmayhemm August 25, 2010

cougar queer

An older gay man who preys sexually on younger gay men.

Oh myyyyyy, William is such a cougar queer for chasing that young bootay.

by lysistrata jones September 23, 2013

cougar hound

A young man who prefers romantic (sexual) relationships with significantly older women.

Zach's dating another woman who's old enough to be his mom! What a cougar hound.

by vocabftw April 11, 2010

Pre Cougar

Pre Cougar is a hot chick between 32 - 34 that dates younger men. A women working on here cougar game so she can hit the ground running when she hits cougar status

The minor league for upcoming cougar super stars

Guy 1: How old is that Brady McElaney chick.
Guy 2: Like 33
Guy 1: Man she is such a pre cougar

by Zturner68 October 13, 2011