by Fart face 101 December 03, 2016
When a female spreads her legs and thrust her torso back and forth making her vagina lips hit one and other, thus making a clapping sound.
I was going to ask my mom for some ice cream money but when i walked in her room she was hunched over clam clapping!
by Nintendo 69 March 26, 2009
When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.
by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019
A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".
Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."
Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."
Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"
by DipstickMcQueergly February 15, 2012
"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."
by shmegmatize May 27, 2013
by beespriv November 26, 2022
A maneuver oftenly performed by twitch.tv streamer JASONR, in which a folding chair is picked up and repeatedly opened and closed, making what sounds like a clapping noise. This usually only happens when he receives a large donation or does something godlike in whatever game he’s playing.
JASONR: “50 DOLLAR FUCKIN TOP D?!”
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*
by NicoWeeko March 06, 2018