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Christian

A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. He is a killer soccer player and an incredible musician. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discoverer of beauty. He is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. He has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. He makes the greatest scrambled eggs and kills tarantulas. He has beautiful, dark eyes, a knockout-shaved head, and a really good smile. Christian is a true friend. Trustworthy and loyal. He’s there for you and has your back and reminds you of that often. He would do a lot to make you smile which you realize is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for him and all that he is.
Girl: Ahhh, hey Christian! Wanna FaceTime?
by Sunflower27 May 4, 2023
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Christian

Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
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Christian

A person who usually screws and tries to make everyone happy.But at the end he tries to do the right thing but always messes up.Don’t let the choices he made define who he is cause a Christian can come a brighten your day.Usually he’s a person whose alone and struggles with his feelings but he deals with alone so the next time you call one weak think twice.
Christian is a person who needs to be cared for
by Randomstranger67 September 20, 2020
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Christian

A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.
Christian
by trulycurious June 28, 2022
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Christian

The Word Christian is Only used for Goat. If your not the goat than never say "Christian" from your come up mouth.

Another way you can say "Christian" is Cheeser because "Christian" is super Cheeser.
1v1 me Ima make you my Bisshh cuz Ima "Christian"
by SoCheesy March 14, 2017
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christian

is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
by yxngchris November 23, 2021
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Christian

He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
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